YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN Florida IN JULY WHEN.

[Sinker]

All the reasons to love HOT weather...








YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN Florida IN JULY WHEN...





~ The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.





~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.





~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.





~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.





~ You can make sun tea instantly.





~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.





~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.





~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.





~ You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.





~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.





~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.





~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"





~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.





~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.





~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.





~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.





Ah, what a place to call home.

[Joey805]

It's that hot there huh?

[FISHHEAD]

YA FLORIDA SUCKS IN THE SUMMER! THATS WHY TIM SHOULD JUST LIVE HERE DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS

[Flipper]

Yep, its that hot there....

[Sinker]

Flippers Grandpa had a home not to far from where I live and Flipper has fished many of these same waters that I am fishing now.