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Old 05-13-2005, 11:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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<DIV>A penguin takes his car to the mechanic to be checked out. When he gets there the mechanic says, "give me an hour to do a diagnostics check on it". The Penguin replied, "I'm going to go run some errands and I'll be back in one hour".

So the penguin proceeds to go and run some of the errands he needs to take care of. It was also a very hot day and the penguin was looking for something to cool him off, so he stops into a local 7 Eleven store for an Ice Cream.

Because penguins have no hands, it was very hard for him to eat the ice cream, so of course it ended up all over his beak. Looking at the time and being so concerned about his car; he takes off back to mechanics, forgetting to wipe his beak.

When he returns to the garage, the penguin approaches the mechanic and asks frantically, "well, did you find out what's wrong with my car?". The mecahnic turns around and says, "Looks like you blew a Seal". The Penguin replied, " no, it's just ice cream."</DIV>
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LOL!!

I sawa skit with two chimps sitting in a bar doing this exact same joke! Still funny every time though!


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LOL!!

I sawa skit with two chimps sitting in a bar doing this exact same joke! Still funny every time though!








You're the only person that I know who saw that skit with the chimps!! LOL! Problem is I forgot where I saw it!? Was it MTV Joey? I don't remember
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