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Old 12-11-2003, 01:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My mom sent me this so hold on.


Dear Abby, <O:P></O:P>
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I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education at <ST1:PLACE><ST1:PLACENAME>East</ST1:PLACENAME><ST1:PLACE>High School</ST1:PLACE></ST1:PLACE> (<ST1:PLACE><ST1:CITY>Madison</ST1:CITY>, <ST1:STATE>WI</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE>) and <ST1:PLACE><ST1:PLACENAME>American</ST1:PLACENAME><ST1:PLACE>River</ST1:PLACE><ST1:PLACE>College</ST1:PLACE></ST1:PLACE> (<ST1:PLACE><ST1:CITY>Sacramento</ST1:CITY>, <ST1:STATE>CA</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE>). <O:P></O:P>


When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. <O:P></O:P>


Finally, one day at the Bait &amp; Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. <O:P></O:P>


A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! <O:P></O:P>


And she wants me to sell the boat! <O:P></O:P>


I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. <O:P></O:P>


What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? <O:P></O:P>


Thanks, A fisherman <O:P></O:P>


PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught. <O:P></O:P>


Scroll down for picture ........
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That's a reel nice pair of bass there buddy!
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That might be the best pair of bass i have ever seen!!!!
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Old 12-11-2003, 11:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Where do I find a "fishing buddy" like Sam? Yet another reason for me to get a cuddy cabin boat! [img]smileys/[/img]
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YEAH BABY!!!! boy would I like to GET BENT with sam.[img]smileys/[/img]
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Old 12-11-2003, 01:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't think anything BENDS when sam is around.
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Things would be reel bad if the rod bent!![img]smileys/smiley18.gif[/img]
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OUCH!!!!who colored in the best parts.
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Old 12-11-2003, 03:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I did get it from my mom and I know it was done before she got it (she wouldn't know how). I think nude shots would be a big violation of the posting agreement. I would have done a better job of it anyway.[img]smileys/[/img]
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yeah, thats what I was thinking Dave!


Carnivore! you tease!!! [img]smileys/[/img]- at least those bass died with a smile on there faces!
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