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Old 12-13-2003, 01:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling through!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
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Old 12-13-2003, 01:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Just... too... funny.
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Old 12-13-2003, 02:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hahahahaha that is way too great Joey.
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Old 12-14-2003, 02:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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now thats a classic moment Joey! LOL [img]smileys/smiley32.gif[/img]


is this a true story of yours?
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Old 12-14-2003, 11:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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No Mike! It's not! LOL
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