20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
sued for Fishing harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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