Tequilla Cookies

[Joey805]

Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try
this year:

Tequilla Cookies

1 cup of dark brown sugar

1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar

4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins

1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice

1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans

2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla (silver or gold, as desired)

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the
stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[adr91360]

[img]smileys/[/img]Thats my type of recipe

[Flipper]

Interesting recipe Joey, haha...


But it sounds like I need to Admin the Admin, and tell you to move this to the recipe forum [img]smileys/[/img]

[Carnivore]

Wait he will tell you that is for sea food recipes!!

[Joey805]

I would move it to the recipe forum if it was an actual recipe, but its just a joke.

[crawford23]

Well sounds like a recipe worth trying out. Might have to get a couple bottles of Tequila though, just to make sure you have enough to finish the cookies.

[adr91360]

Thats like that white croaker recipe on PFIC website


couple leaves of basil
salt to taste
1 wood plank
1 white croaker filet


Season fish and cook on wooden plank at 350 Degrees for 20 minutes in oven. Discard fish and enjoy wood plank.

[Batman]

Lol They also used that for batrays.


Batman

[Carnivore]

LOL I just read the ingredients not the whole thing. Man goes to show that if it is a big post I only read a little.

[Anotherbite]

Joey, that's exactly what I sound like trying to cook hamburgers and chicken on my charcoal grill, on 4th of July with a bucket of MGD long necks on ice at an arm's reach. Hmm, I must have a barbecue. Soon.