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Old 12-29-2003, 04:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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THE VENTRILOQUIST

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little $h!t on your knee!"
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Old 12-29-2003, 05:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ive heard that one before and it is a good funny joke.
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Old 12-30-2003, 05:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-30-2003, 10:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL... good one bud[img]smileys/[/img]
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