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A blond not wanting to be stereotyped anymore decided to dye her hair brunette. After the job was done she then wanted to go for a drive and show off her new hair color and intellect. After a short drive she happened apon a farm where a farmer was herding some sheep. She stopped an approached the farmer.
“Hello” she said “Hello” the farmer replied. Wanting to show how smart she was she decided to ask the farmer a question. “Say if I tell you how many sheep you have there do you think I can take one with me?”
The farmer thought about it and said “Sure why not.” After just a few seconds she said “There are 143.” Amazed the farmer replied “Why yes there is, that is amazing. Please take one of the sheep.” Claiming her prize the lady bent down and picked up one of the animals there.
She turned and started toward her car when the farmer yelled back to her “Excuse me!” “Yes” she replied. The farmer then asked
“If I can tell you what hair color you used to have, can I have my dog back?”
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