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Old 12-30-2003, 12:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?


He heard the ref was blowing fouls.
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Old 12-30-2003, 02:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I have a visual joke that goes with this remind me next time to show it to you.
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Old 12-30-2003, 05:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HAHAH! THATS GREAT!
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Old 12-30-2003, 10:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha, that is a good one. I need to remember that one.


ps... Carnivore. Make sure you show me the visual joke that goes along with that. Wait, on second thought... DON'T! hahaha...
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LOL, it isn't that visual, trust me you have seen me if I get to visual it could cause blindness, possible paralysis and in small children DEATH!!
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Old 12-31-2003, 01:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL...


ps... what you still doing up dude? did your cat attack your feet in your sleep or something? hahaha [img]smileys/[/img]
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Nope I fell asleep and another buddy called and did the same thing you did (DUDE YOU'RE ASLEEP??!!?!?!) I know unless I m fishing early in the morning a go to bed about the time others are getting up. Now you know why I want to fish at night. I think I am part vampire. Just the part that is awake at night that whole sucking thing I leave to other night creatures and the fishing as of late!!!!![img]smileys/[/img]
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