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Old 01-05-2004, 11:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.


He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Single Malt Scotch and women with big boobs".
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Old 01-06-2004, 01:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, how do you come up with this stuff Carni...


hahahahaha... [img]smileys/[/img]
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Are you sure it wasn't my dad he was looking for?[img]smileys/[/img]
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