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Every Saturday morning, he goes fishin'. He gets up early & eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat & off he goes...all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog & goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck & down the driveway he goes. Coming out of his garage, rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain & the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house & turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses & slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now, with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out there fishing ."
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