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Old 01-13-2004, 06:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The holidays are upon us and it is time to combat the extra weight that inevitably comes with them. Diets can help but simple activity or exercise will keep that weight off. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.





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OK. That's enough for the first day.




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Old 01-13-2004, 08:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's to much work...It tires me out...
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey Carni, couldn't you have made an easier workout. That one got me into a deep sweat.[img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img]
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