havoc1114 Job Opp

[rmedina0811]

Originally Posted by havoc1114

hell, ill even work fast food if need be.

I think you have found your calling dude....

[SoCalSteve]

Originally Posted by rmedina0811

I think you have found your calling dude....

I just LOLed

[Jackpot]

Originally Posted by SoCalSteve

I just LOLed

Yeah, well I just pooped a little...

[Sinker]

Always looking for a person who can detail a boat. Then again you have to know what you are doing but pretty easy to learn. EXTREME attention to detail required.

[wils]

Originally Posted by havoc1114

im in the south side part i guess? and yeah, this is like dumb and dumber. lol john denvers full of $#i+ but yeah. looks like i might be joinin national guard. talked to a recruiter today, so im thinkin that ill finally enlist, theyll pay for my college, and ill get to stay in florida. i have to meet with the dude again tommorow at 1:30 to further discuss it, but my buddy carl might even enlist with me. this is looking good compared ot what my company had put me through.

This is sounding more like STRIPES.
Are you going to play Bill Murray? Then you could move on to shooting golphers....er.....gophers....after saving beautiful downtown jacksonville from the boogie man while patrolling in a motor home.

Originally Posted by havoc1114

oh.... well they told me that they wouldnt/couldnt deploy me unitl after i finish my college,

"wouldn't"? "couldn't"? We're talking Federal Government here. They'll do whatever they darned well please...and you wont be able to walk away because you don't like your "boss." whine, whine, whine......

Get a f*****g job and get your ass back to school.

...and dump that "oh so cute" avatar.

[moogie]

Originally Posted by rmedina0811

I think you have found your calling dude....

I was suckin' down a Pepsi when I read this. I laughed so hard, the Pepsi came out of my nose.
What a rush.
Funniest thing I've seen on this site.
Moog

[moogie]

Originally Posted by havoc1114

wow. i guess the recruiter is just a glorified salesman. he told me so much that was the truth yet bent to where i perceived the opposite. [well.... looks like it might be time to get an actual job?] i dunno. i appreciate all your help guys. and wow i didnt know that the u.s. relied mainly on reservists to send to iraq. ummmm... anyone here from the jacksonville area know of any job oppurtunities in a maritime related genre? or of any charters needing deckies? i dunno. i guess its time for me to get a real job and save up for college. i wanna get a degree in either fire science or maybe marine biology. i really dont know. after being messed over so much by all these 'dream job companies' im gonna just take the normal way of life now. no instant success b.s. for me anymore, im tired of being conned. well... reality checks suck but at least theyre a surefire way to learn. back to reality for me, im no longer gonna ride this long train of deception. hell, ill even work fast food if need be.

Well, it looks like at this point in time, any job will be a good one since you don't have one.

Don't let your ego get in the way of a job.

I have an idea you may want to consider. It's in the squid beak business.
I've been doing a lot of research on the subject for over a year, and it's a growing business.
There's lotsa bucks in them there beaks.
Hook yourself up on a squid boat and make a deal with the skipper to keep all the beaks, take them home, clean them up, polish them up and put them on Ebay and Craigs List.
Advertise them as "Genuine Humbolt Squid Beaks".
You'll make a score.
Just remember that I turned you onto it.
You won't have to thank me, just send me beaks. I'm still beakless.
Moog

[Surfdog]

Havoc 1114 Buy a surfboard- get lost in the real world

[Stringer]

Wow, unbelievable. 4 pages of "don't you think it's time for a reality check". Truely unbelievable.

[unclesurf]

...and dump that "oh so cute" avatar.

At last! Someone brought it up so I'm going to hammer this nail.

Junior, your avatar match's you to a T.

Now dump it and quit spinning around and staying dizzy.

You had advice, job offers, real ones, and yet you got conned to go across country!

Put the paint cans down, quit huffing that stuff, makes people STUPID.
Get my drift?

How bout getting a job and staying off the pipe for a while. Check back with us in three months and let us know who "scr#wed" you and how.



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