The Man Rules

[Anotherbite]

I have no argument with any of these.

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear'the rules'
From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and nei ther do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[Carnivore]

I disagree with the last 1.

1. I don't sleep on the couch. If you have an issue that causes us to sleep apart then YOU are camping. The EX never liked the rule but it never was broken.

[rjrich10]

So true So true

[Baker Boy]

that is the sh!$ lmfao!!!

[J Woodman]

Now those are rules I can understand. Why did it take so long for some guy to write these down. Oh wait, never mind.

[Wavehopper]

Number 1 is my favorite

[J Woodman]

Originally Posted by Wavehopper

Number 1 is my favorite

LMFAO. Good one!

[Top Shot]

I must be a Tom-Boy to the max, cuz I can relate to most of these myself!!!!!!!
For the record...Most woman know these rules and could care less about them...We just enjoy antagonizing you fellaz.....

[Baker Boy]

Originally Posted by Top Shot

I must be a Tom-Boy to the max, cuz I can relate to most of these myself!!!!!!!
For the record...Most woman know these rules and could care less about them...We just enjoy antagonizing you fellaz.....

that is no joke

[Michael J]

Go to file.Go to print.Put together,and put up on refridge as soon as I get home,right next to Bubbas Math test.Mix a GOOD G&T,and GET READY FOR BATTLE!!