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Old 07-06-2008, 05:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex

WOW how true is this?
Gotta love it


18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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Old 07-06-2008, 07:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL! Good reasons for me!
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sweet... Thats a good one... Oh so true...!!
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!! that was killer!!!!!!
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2008, 08:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Funny thing is....FISHING IS ALL I THINK ABOUT!!!!
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Old 07-07-2008, 08:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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great

lol that was great!!!
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL..that was good! Loved it!
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That is so true.
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hmmmmm....

Cant we just have our cake and eat it too??????????????????
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