big ass grill.

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  1. shores

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    One day a husband and wife were working in their backyard when the husband looked up and saw his wife bending over. "Wow, you butt is huge, OMG that this is as bis as the grill!" he cried, "come over here so I can measure that thing!" After taking his tape measure and noting that his wife's rear end WAS as big as the grill he let his comments fly as she went back to work. Later that night as they were in bed, he started getting frisky and started to put the moves on. Getting tired of his antics she rolled over and said, "if you think that I am gonna get this big ass grill fired up for one tiny hot dog then you can forget it."
     
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  3. Carnivore

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    Ya that is some cold sh*t right there.
     

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